The Butter-Finger Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Worthy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
88%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Worthy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.