The Late Scratch Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Worthy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
82%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Worthy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.