The Dropped Pass Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Worthy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Worthy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
89%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Worthy, Worthy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.