The Phantom Flag Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- The QB looks at Branch exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
72%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Branch's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.