The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“The QB looks at Branch exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
75%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Branch's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.