The Dropped Pass Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Branch gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Branch scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.