The Phantom Holding Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Branch is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Branch's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.