The Dropped Pass Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Branch, Branch, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.