The Inch-Short Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch is already "Doubtful" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
91%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Branch's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.