The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch is already "Doubtful" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- A mysterious flag erases Branch's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ref: "Number Branch, that's a flag." Branch: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Branch, Branch, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.