The Butter-Finger Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- The QB looks at Branch exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Branch's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
75%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Branch scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.