The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Ref: "Number Branch, that's a flag." Branch: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
74%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Branch, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.