The Inch-Short Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Branch drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
75%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Branch, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.