The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Branch is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Branch's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.