The Hamstring Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Branch's stadium. Only over Branch.
- Branch is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
84%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Branch's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.