The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Branch goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
83%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Branch, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.