The Butter-Finger Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Branch drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
77%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Branch scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.