The Shadow Coverage Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Branch is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Branch's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.