The Mystery Tweak Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Branch will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
84%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Branch, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.