The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“The broadcast shows Branch on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Branch scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
77%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Branch scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.