The Inch-Short Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Branch finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Branch, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.