The Mystery Tweak Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“The broadcast shows Branch on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Branch gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
79%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Branch, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.