The Butter-Finger Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Branch was due a breakout.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- The QB looks at Branch exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Branch tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
84%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Branch scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.