The Phantom Flag Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch is already "Doubtful" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Branch will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
91%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Branch drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.