The Dropped Pass Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Branch runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
78%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Branch's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.