The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Branch was due a breakout.
- Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
74%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Branch scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.