The Shadow Coverage Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Branch is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Branch scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.