The Inch-Short Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Branch gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Branch's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.