The Phantom Flag Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- The broadcast shows Branch on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- The QB looks at Branch exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
82%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Branch drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.