The Inch-Short Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Branch is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
87%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Branch scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.