The Hamstring Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
79%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Branch's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.