The Phantom Holding Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Branch was due a breakout.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Branch runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
76%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Branch, Branch, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.