The Shadow Coverage Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Branch gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
90%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Branch, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.