The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Branch scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
82%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Branch scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.