The Hamstring Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“The broadcast shows Branch on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Branch gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Branch, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.