The Phantom Flag Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Gonzalez will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
84%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gonzalez drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.