The Mystery Tweak Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Gonzalez will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
91%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Gonzalez, Gonzalez, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.