The Doink Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Gonzalez's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gonzalez, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.