The Mystery Tweak Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Gonzalez. Gonzalez does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Gonzalez is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gonzalez, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.