The Shank Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Gonzalez trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- Gonzalez kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
85%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Gonzalez scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.