The Phantom Flag Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- Gonzalez is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gonzalez drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.