The Shank Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Gonzalez kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
75%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gonzalez's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.