The Wide Left Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gonzalez drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.