The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Gonzalez is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Gonzalez. Gonzalez does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
79%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gonzalez's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.