The Wind Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- Gonzalez gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
85%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Gonzalez scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.