The Shank Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The broadcast shows Gonzalez on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Gonzalez scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.