The Hamstring Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Gonzalez's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
85%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gonzalez's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.