The Hamstring Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- The broadcast shows Gonzalez on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gonzalez, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.