The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Gonzalez is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Gonzalez's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
87%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Gonzalez scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.