The Hamstring Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- A mysterious flag erases Gonzalez's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Gonzalez trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
79%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gonzalez's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.